{"product_id":"cowboy-cat-patch","title":"Cowboy Cat Patch","description":"A High-Velocity Addition to Your Impulse Buy Inventory\n\nIn a retail landscape increasingly flooded with sanitized, mass-market bulk goods and predictable corporate \"polite\" accessories, certain artifacts serve as a definitive signal for customers who refuse to play by the rules. The Cowboy Cat Patch is a high-density addition to our curated inventory, designed for retailers who demand a higher level of authenticity and character. This isn't just another low-grade patch found in a big-box clearance bin; it is a recognizable voice for the mavericks, the misfits, and the self-aware icons who know that sometimes, a little unrefined realism—and a \"Meowdy Y'all\"—is the only honest way to navigate the day. Measuring approximately 2.5 by 3.5 inches, this statement piece hits the target with absolute precision, offering a high-visibility alternative to the uninspired accessories clogging the mainstream pipelines. At Shady Front, we provide the hardware for shops that understand a little western humor and a lot of backbone are the only things worth stocking on your shelves.\n\nUnrefined Realism for the Modern Retail Space\n\nWe believe that your business deserves a catalog as intense and unapologetic as your most loyal customers. The \"Cowboy Cat\" motif is a high-margin conversation starter, built to handle the high-traffic demands of a retail environment without losing its visual edge. By choosing wares that carry the weight of contemporary internet lore—no matter how strange or unconventional—you elevate your storefront and signal a commitment to independent thought. This patch isn't just about decoration; it’s about providing your clientele with the tools to claim their turf in a world of b---s--t with a look that commands a second glance. It is the definitive choice for any shop looking to incorporate some industrial-grade character into their daily point-of-purchase ritual. No f---ing around, just solid gear that understands the value of a sharp edge and a unique aesthetic.\n\nTechnical Standards for Reliable Fulfillment\n\nTrue quality is a requirement for everything we curate at our facility in Brick, New Jersey. We understand that your inventory needs to maintain its structural integrity from the warehouse to the customer's jacket. Every unit features a durable iron-on backing, ensuring a smooth application and a permanent bond that ignores the flimsy, mass-produced logic of generic brands. We prioritize authentic craftsmanship in every item we ship from our New Jersey epicenter, providing our retail partners with the reliability and personalized service they need to stay ahead of the curve.","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52858944618789,"sku":"COWBOYCATPATCH060424","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/8655\/0821\/files\/67fee698c013df5b734d81a9974624265558e3bfeab585e4ebf2d6604c27d82a.jpg?v=1785004178","url":"https:\/\/funktified.com\/products\/cowboy-cat-patch","provider":"Funktified","version":"1.0","type":"link"}