{"product_id":"hello-i-am-about-to-choose-violence-patch","title":"Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch","description":"Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch: Sarcastic Nametag Embroidery\n\nSubvert mundane office icebreakers with unapologetic sarcasm and viral internet humor. The Wholesale Hello I Am About to Choose Violence Patch parodies classic \"Hello My Name Is\" sticker badges, swapping polite introductions for a hilarious warning label in bold handwritten script. Framed by a vibrant red embroidered nametag border, this 4\" x 2.5\" patch commands immediate attention on retail display pegboards, counter racks, and alternative apparel displays, serving as an irresistible impulse buy for humor seekers, office workers, and meme enthusiasts.\n\nCrafted with high-density polyester thread stitching and a thick merrowed edge border, this durable rectangular patch ensures sharp text contrast and long-lasting wear. Equipped with a heavy-duty heat-seal backing, it allows store patrons to effortlessly iron it onto denim jackets, backpacks, canvas tote bags, hats, and work vests, while also supporting traditional sew-on attachment. Add this top-selling hilarious nametag patch to your wholesale inventory to spark instant laughs and drive strong retail margins.\n\nTechnical Specifications\n\n * Product Type: Custom rectangular embroidered patch \n * Dimensions: 4\" x 2.5\" \n * Material Composition: High-density polyester thread with heavy-duty heat-seal backing and merrowed border \n * Graphic Design: Red classic \"Hello My Name Is\" nametag badge parody featuring \"HELLO I am... about to choose violence\" typography \n * Application Utility: Iron-on or sew-on attachment for denim jackets, backpacks, work bags, hats, vests, and retail impulse displays ","brand":"Shady Front","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53585640096037,"sku":"CHOOSEVIOLENCEPATCH030125","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/8655\/0821\/files\/413ad0d5b99d30ee159de03413c4caa6816ecfc82036ee121e12a8e3795ae5c8.jpg?v=1786662703","url":"https:\/\/funktified.com\/products\/hello-i-am-about-to-choose-violence-patch","provider":"Funktified","version":"1.0","type":"link"}